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Flat And The Curves: Rosé Tinted

Flat And The Curves: Rosé Tinted

Friday 5 March 2027

Comedy

Award-winning comedy girl band Flat & the Curves return with their well-aged cabaret, Rosé Tinted!

Join the vocal powerhouses as they piece together bygone years of revelry, from knee-defying slut-drops to toe-curling one-night stands.

Through original music, the comedy girlband pays homage to friendships forged through grape-fuelled revelry. Expect a raucous look at life's disasters and absurdities, delivered with a cheeky wink and ferocious vocals.

With critical acclaim from The Scotsman, Sunday Express, BroadwayWorld and many more, book now for an unforgettable night of wine-soaked wisdom and glorious fun!

"The most dynamic girl band to hit the circuit for 40 years” - Sunday Express

"Electrifying…outstanding…powerhouse cabaret!" - The Scotsman

Members get priority booking and save money on bookings.

Planning Your Visit

Getting Here

Located in the heart of Chelmsford's West End, we are only a 10-minute walk from Chelmsford train station and a short distance from many of the city's car parks.

By Train

Chelmsford Train Station is a short walk from the Theatre. You can look at Greater Anglia to check which trains stop at Chelmsford Station.

By Bus

Chelmsford Bus Station is just around the corner from the Theatre. You can look at First Essex to check which buses stop at the Chelmsford Bus Station.

By Car

The closest parking to the Theatre can be found at Townfield Street car park (open till 11pm Mon to Sat but closes at 6pm on Sun), Coval Lane car park (entrance via Rainsford Lane, open all hours) and Fairfield Road car park, (entrance via Coval Lane, open all hours but there are restrictions in place Mon to Fri before 5pm, Fairfield Road car park is also used extensively by people visiting the city in general and travelling to London on the train so can be very busy at all times).

Visit www.chelmsford.gov.uk/car-parks for information on all carparks before your visit. Charges apply at all times.

All Chelmsford City Council car parks are now cashless. You can still pay by card, contactless payment or the MiPermit app.

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